Loompa Goo

I bought this at a Nectar dispensary in SE Portland, January 2022. This is one of three new strains I purchased the others being THC Bomb and Slurricane （See my separate reviews）. When looking at the genetics I was surprised to see that this strain was not a direct descendent of Slurricane. They are almost identical in effects except Slurricane is amped up to superhero portions while Loompa Goo is more for us normal people. Loompa Goo is worth trying and recommending to friends while I think I would WARN friends against using Slurricane. The first immediate high on the Slurricane felt like someone dumped a load of wet cement on top of you that lasted 30 to 45 minutes which was uncomfortable. The Loompa was just a sudden onset high. For the first time in years, my wife and I both felt paranoid with Slurricane but not with Loompa. Slurricane felt almost like a 'shroom trip while Loompa was just a good high. It was extremely hard to concentrate or carry a thought on Slurricane but not on Loompa. Loompa was a middle-of-the-road high with the major effects lasting only an hour or two while Slurricane lasted almost four hours. Both strains brought on a dry mouth, with Slurricane my mouth and throat were so dry it was hard to swallow while Loompa I just needed a piece of gum or some water. Both strains brought on the munchies with Slurricane making you want to eat everything in sight for several hours while Loompa I just wanted to snack.

Overall I'll keep the Loompa Goo and try it again sometime while the Slurricane is put into the dark shoebox of lost causes that you'll only give to someone you really don't like.